IF I WENT TO HOGWARTS I WOULD USE PHYSICAL VIOLENCE

NO MAGIC SPELLS ARE GONNA WORK ON ME

I’D BE SNAPPING SOME WANDS SUPLEXING THE GOBLINS

POLYJUICE POTION?

NAH IM DRINKING CREATINE.

WENGARDIUM LEVIOSA?

HOW BOUT YOU SHUT THE HELL UP.

AVADA KEDAVRA?

AVADA THESE NUTS.

Does the “other” category really just mean blimps? Because I hope it means blimps.

Just saw the recent south park episode- absolutely killed. Poor Cartman is nothing withoutout the woke 😢

Also the youth vote usually doesn’t support the incumbent as kids kinda like to rebel.

Mike Lee? The same guy who laughed in the face of 9/11 first responders pleading for health care due to the cancer they developed from the debris of the twin towers, and then said “you must have some great stories to tell!”?

I mean this is actually what the second amendment was for, it would be nice if the NRA said something.

If you go left enough you get your guns back.

I always felt like Breath of the Wild was Lord of the rings animated by studio Ghibli the videogame.

Hey, at least it brought us here. And now that Lemm.ee is going away I’m doing this whole thing again.

Also consider social factors- chances are more baby’s are made during celebrations, and wintertime has a BUNCH of those. I’ve hooked up with so many people after the NYE midnight kiss, lord knows how many kids I have running around this city.