I tried to buy a drink on a united flight once, and the poor guy had to tell me the only way I could pay for it was to download the united airlines app via the in-flight wifi and enter my card details there. Which I couldn’t do, so fuck me I guess.

Myst and Riven were built on HyperCard, also!

Sic semper

That’s why you can adjust swappiness, or designate a different high-endurance storage device for it.

The section on Chimerical Colors is so cool!

Dying horribly is fun!

I throw dust jackets away immediately, because I think they’re an abomination and books look and feel better without them. And then I dog-ear the pages because it gives them character.

I must be extra chaotic extra evil.