The racist, hillbilly morons who voted for this are not “jet-setters.” They’ve probably never even been on a jet.

Don’t let big rabbit tell you where you can and can’t grow your food!

Big Rabbit pushing us around again.

Wtf is a White House app good for? Streamlining his mental diahrea into your hands?

Train beer.

Not with that attitude.

Hide a pihole inside that.

Why would Trump offer to pay the TSA recently? Was this just a band-aid to make it look like he cares as much as Elon knowing full well it won’t change anything in the long-run? (Yes, I know Elon doesn’t really care either)

Do it in the style of Choose Your Own Adventure.

Why? Do they want private security firms put in place?

Exactly. Full-time college itineraries are based roughly on a full-time 40-hour work week. Each credit represents three hours of study time. One in-class and two out of class. A fifteen-credit itinerary should eat up 45 hours of time. Fifteen in class, 30 of independent study.

It’s almost as it cops aren’t intelligent.

I turned off all sounds on my microwave and surprisingly it’s really disorienting. Not having the aural feedback on the buttons pissed off everyone.

Mostly hookers. But then it caught on with ice cream truck drivers and souvenir salespeople.

I was always partial to those belt-worn change dispensers.

Michael Scott really said that?

Until they finally taste human flesh.

Agreed. Information is harmless, if not beneficial. Malicious intentions and actions are different.

Agreed. The frustration is hardly worth the overtime. Especially when you’re trying to free a wobbly, dull blade wedged between two vertebrae and a poorly-planed drop channel. The anxiety of the crowd is only satiated by the agony of the condemned.

Sacrificing a goat at dawn usually helps. Be sure to soak your phone in its entrails.

Zuck needs this to exist.