WHERE’S MY TWO DOAALRS?

It’ll be all fixed once that dude behind her whacks her with the ban hammer, right?

I always thought it was criminal to be this stupid, so does that count?

That Cunte only has 58% moisture content. I think you’re not doing something right

That’s a perfect GOB-style photo. “I’ve made a huge mistake.”

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

I like that he gave Joseph Stalin the proper attribution in the song “Clap Cheeks”

An average Joe before the event, and someone with ALL the steroids after for added comparison.

I’m thinking of adapting it to Half-Baked. “Get noted, get noted, get noted, you’re cool, get noted. I’m out!”

It’s one rotisserie chicken, Michael. How much could it cost, fifty dollars?

I’m going to say that every day when I leave the office

Just saw the best video about this very thing

There’s even a song about it

Just make sure you’re not the pilot

For the people like me, Wikipedia says punding is compulsive performance of repetitive, mechanical tasks, such as assembling and disassembling, collecting, or sorting objects. It can also apply to digital objects, such as computer files and data.

Go get a chin.

This guy hasn’t updated his project since 2020, but he went through all of the prophecies and compared them to the Felon and freaked himself out a bit: https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/

I don’t even admit it when I’m at home by myself. I mean… a guy I know who lives in America does that

I hate that the preponderance of weird AI makes it difficult to tell if people are talking about Weird Al or weird AI.

“I slipped in the shower and fell on it.”