I just saw Wicked 2. There was a line in that [paraphrased]:

Take it from an old carny … If you tell them the grift, show them the truth, they’ll just believe it even more!

deleted by creator

So, what can be used to confirm citizenship, DHS?

inb4 “nothing”

deleted by creator

States will share $10 billion

I’m seeing the US give multiple times that to Argentina and Israel to fund their free education and healthcare. How come the American people can’t have that much?

Also remember how he cut medicaid benefits

This isn’t America First. It’s America Last

He stabbed me with a sword Mal … How weird!

7-11 coffee by me is $2.09 for the smallest size

I guess I am just way out of touch. read: too poor to rent a car.

That amount is still crazy to me. A rental car pays for itself in less than a year!

surprised this isnt #1. Def the most stereotypical and well known ska song

for the lazy, it’s The Impression that I get

The joke is our lives

Intestinal imperialism

you said it on the internet. That means its is internet-true from now to forever. even if its wrong.

I really think most people just want to feel power over others. But this knowledge doesn’t make it any easier :(

Get ur cum candles!

I’m vacationing with my upper-middle class sibling. They rented a car for the week … for $970! for one week! It takes me months to save up that much money! And they do this every year!

The wealth gap is rapidly increasing.

Marketing is the most powerful force in the world.

deleted by creator

I hate Poe’s Law.

Any Democrat in there is guilty. Every Trump-loyal Republican in there is innocent.

“Do not believe your eyes and ears”.

If, by ‘teleport’, we mean: a machine scans your data and sends it to be rebuilt, then I wonder: why stop at 1? You have the data, make 9001 of me!

The creation of such a machine may actually be dystopia. Human diversity may plummet, with most of us in a predetermined role as clones.