I mean… Usually the Forestry and Animal control folks have yo put down deer who will approach people anyways.

So…

Turns out I am

1. quite allergic to Bad Dragon Cum Lube

2. disgusting and I get it all over me and not just my hands since hand and dick washing didn’t save me

I always wondered how these guys make it through life.

I understand its a position of authority and an air of confidence is necessary at all times, but gods damned dude

“You had a phone in your right hand”

shows a complete lack of a right hand

“…You sure you don’t have a hand?”

Don’t you see how patriotic and serious they are? They did the very patriotic and very serious walk and everything!

Damn, that’s overt.

It has everything, it has AI, it has Jakub, it has Nazis, it has Nazi conspiracy theory, it has Starseed bullshit

All posted by Allah herself. Amazing