Norway actually does.
Source: Am norwegiam. Am parent.

In the US? Lol, no.
Source: I work with a bunch of Texans.

Snorblite, pecause I actally understand and can debug perl.

Libsnorble as a close second.

“Killed himself” by Mark Zuck, that’s it!

I’m sure there’s someone who could make an argument why Ted Kazinsky (did I spell that correctly?) is a timetraveller.

I remember seeing an Ozzy interview about what happened.

In short, he didn’t eat it, but he did bite its head off. Why? Because he thought it’d look cool after someone had thown what Ozzy assumed was a toy bat. “Because who the fuck brings a live bat to a concert and throws it on stage?”

Also, he wasn’t hospitalized. He just went and got a tetanus shot or something like that to be safe.

Not ozzy. Van Halen.

That way they knew all the prep work was properly done by the crew: unsorted M&Ms = short on time, and it’s possible something more important was missed.