Only the Sith deal in absolutes.

I thought we had more time until Idiocracy.

After the absolute trainwrecks of Crysis2 and 3, I’m not sure of this is a blessing or a curse.

What keeps me going is the knowledge I can decide any day to quit for good.

That and alcohol. Fuck living long.

Even eagles have to take every job just to get by nowadays.

Battlefield is dead.

Good.

Because there is good and there is evil, and evil must be punished. Even in the face of Armageddon I shall not compromise in this. But there are so many deserving of retribution…and there is so little time.

Hey, at least bats isn’t running them over with his tank-monstercar thing.

This level of pettiness could be amusing if it wasn’t in control of the world’s largest army and nuclear arsenal.

Edit: and not actively trying to murder people, now that I think about it.

Even the premise of this game is so stupid. As if doing any unusual stuff as the only black samurai in the whole country totally wouldn’t land you instantly in hot water.

If the passkeys aren’t managed by your devices fully offline then you’re just deeper into being hostage to a corporation.