CEOs != everyone

If you work from home, all breaks can be masturbation breaks

Yeah I’d rather not have allergy-denying magical thinkers poisoning me with peanuts

You ruined my day by reminding me that a third of people believe in astrology

That distinction makes exactly zero difference when it comes to my point

Karma is a pretty typical human way of rationalizing all the injustice we see in the world. It’s difficult to accept that life is, in fact, unfair