I got this!!!

Bongus.

I have a weird spring allergy sinus pressure thing going on, but I’m trying to maintain without drilling a couple relief holes in my face.

If AI learns to do this, do we win or lose?

I’d marry the Pope, because the Pope marrying a guy would have hilarious fallout, kill the couch because recliners are superior, and… ahh, damn… guess I gotta take one for the team…

Me: Throws picture of Ex

Bin: Doesn’t move

Screen: “Take her back. Is this correct?”

Mixed messages from the yield sign ahead

If we ever get a group of MAGAlings running around, I’m going full Anakin Skywalker…

There is always a massive gap between “Someone should do something about this” and “I should do something about this.”

Rivian & the 2 or 3 models the big manufacturers have. I see way more hybrids than full electrics in my area.

Jesus retained his powers after resurrection, making him a Lich, not a zombie.

My guess is the cross is his phylactery.

They’re beautiful 🥹

Seriously?

Somebody call Code Bullet!

Just spray it with acetone and wait a bit…

I want to pick Gengar, but can I just say the OG Ghost trio?

Can we bypass the melee weapons & go straight to the AR-15’s?

Im not living on site and working at the company store…

The number of managers that would come upstairs to knock on your door to get you to cover a shift; it angers me just imagining it.

If they did that sales would drop because people would switch to another manufacturer that gave them Windows for “Free”.

There’s a whole instance…

Fedi-chan when?