There’s a store in my town that either had a bad receipt printer, or had their number wrong on it (my number differs from theirs by one digit). Either way, I get a call for them every few months. I don’t really mind.

I don’t get that many spam calls anymore, and the ones I do get, I just have fun with them (practice my very rough French, try out a new accent, or just wait about 10 seconds and burst into song). Unfortunately most of the junk calls these days are bots :(

Nothing at All in My Ass

This isn’t a meme, it’s a call to action

“Hey, you know that policy that benefits working-class Americans and has virtually no drawbacks except to like five people? WELL IT’S IMPEDING OUR FREEDOM SO LET’S GET RID OF IT!”

/s (I wish)

If you’re looking to see how strong a password really is, check it here.

I shamelessly crossposted this to c/dadjokes

It has been reported from some of the racier parts of the computer games business that inflatable sex toys are supplanting the cardboard dog as the Walkthroughee of choice - but for my tastes, they seem to present a look of perpetual suprise which somehow leads me to suspect that I have a dangling pointer or some such.

Brilliant.

It’s also “heat” and “duck” combined.

To be fair, anything that follows Gold/Silver is going to feel lackluster. Because Gold and Silver are awesome (personal favorites).

It’s okay. My wife has ADHD and anxiety, and many many tabs. She calls them her “emotional support tabs.”

I can’t speak for the developers, but I’m certainly judging you.

Coding is totally obselete, bro. AI can totally write all the code, trust me bro. You just gotta know how to tell it what code to write, like learn some keywords and stuff, bro. Like, as long as you check how it produces looping mechanisms and tell it when it should use polymorphism and stuff, it’ll totally do all the work bro. You don’t need to know how to code, just the right sequence of keywords and commands so the AI can write all the code.

You know that game show where people have to guess whether something is cake?

Satire is the new cake, and it’s more difficult to tell the difference.

32% is a weird number. It’s a relief that it’s not higher, but still sad that over 50,000 Americans want to do a genocide. Not just supporting another country, but actively doing it ourselves.

That’s the problem though–any “AI” health bot is trained on existing data, and that’s created from a long history of biased, religious, prejudiced health professionals. And assuming the bots are trained on as much data as possible, they might even be worse, because older data will be that much more biased and prejudiced.

Also, in this case, Bill Gates is full of shit. AI will be nowhere near sophisticated enough in 10 years to do most jobs.

We joke a lot because what is happening in the US is really scary.

Ubuntu minus snaps plus a better DE? Mint.

DEMOCRATS used HARSH REBUKE

It's not very effective...