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That’s it.

I just need to open my work laptop and watch it utterly fail at even the most basic tasks for me to be convinced our level of technology is no where near where it needs to be to start sticking electronics in people’s heads.

Bad eyesight confirmed.

What’s more manly than never letting your dick touch a woman’s estrogen filled vagina? Nothing, except maybe letting another man inject his testosterone into your anus with his dick.

Even if you don’t talk to them they might break into your house and shoot you in the face anyway because they are incompetent at finding correct addresses.

Trump can whip out his dick in piss in a MAGAts mouth and the MAGAt will just ask “May I please have some more sir?”

There are some teachers I had who were absolutely bad people, but honestly, they are teachers and you are not. You already have the best revenge.

I hate well known methods being referred to as “hacks”.

I do pottery and clay reclaiming is something literally every potter learns how to do and knows what it is and has probably done it since the dawn of human civilization. Then I see some YouTube short claiming they discovered an “infinite clay hack”. 🤦‍♂️

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Half of the things they do in boot camp is just the drill instructor’s kink.

Yeah something minor like the candidate wasn’t the nephew of the CEO.

He’s a Kennedy.

I started playing it late 20s. It really is a game anyone can enjoy. Particularly the Java version with modpacks (some of these modpacks are probably actually unplayable by children because of how complicated and technical they are).

So would you. Don’t try to hide it.

“Let me check if we have that in the back for you.”

-disappears on break for 2 hours-

The advice is usually pretty common sense and likely nothing you haven’t heard before. The main benefit is having a safe space you can discuss your anxieties with a professional and having someone who will listen with minimal judgement. Also sometimes you need to be reminded of common sense when you lose sight of it.

Basically it’s a paid friendship without all the other benefits of friendship.

Honestly I wouldn’t be going if it weren’t fully covered by my husband’s insurance.

And steals her baby.

i mean I think I got that. I meant what is literally happening in this photo? What are these kids riding on? Why is that other kid curled up in a ball on the bathroom floor? What led to this photo being taken?