Can I get an explanation of what it feels like to be happy and angry?

So the only wasted lives are the ones you have left when you complete the game…

Hmm, are you not the most sleepy when you’re asleep? I’d expect a high plateau during bedtime.

🤮 lol

I just did whatever the opposite of eating the onion is. I assumed this was the onion.

The wizards series of the discworld books are by far my favourite, but for exactly the reason you’ve set out. (Similarly with the witches)

The dialogue between the faculty is so believable and so stupifyingly inane and political that it’s hard to say that anything is more probable.

Anyone actually interested in how magic works gets ignored and all that really matters is where the next good meal is coming from.

Just one of the countless reasons that Terry pratchett is a gem of an author.

Do it over a sink, hold both items one in each hand, pour with confidence.

Or they really love cooking

Well, assuming he’s not 40 years old or something…

I would take this offer from my son, what an amazing opportunity to learn valuable skills, the value of money, work ethic, negotiation. Amazing!

What are we describing when saying a square banana?

In good faith I understand this as: the square of it’s length.

But I prefer to interpret it as, a banana squashed until it is 1atom thin and shaped in a square (which to my imagination, is an enormous square)