Recession incoming

Fuck the blu-ray consortium.

Join the club.

Oooh some FBIs bout to get canned

Then you get old and look forward to getting in bed by 8PM.

Dude has a history of acting bipolar.

From “don’t be evil” to “be as evil as possible”

Those are the reasons we’ll never build anything like that again.

Don’t forget your new 32 character/symbol/number/nordic rune passwords that will need to be changed every 17 days.

No step on snek!

All I can say is that he brought enough joy to my childhood that I will not add his grave to my list of bathroom break stops when road tripping across the US.

I feel like this would be a great addition to congress. Make C-SPAN interactive and viewers can vote on whether or not to have someone involved in a proceeding flogged with something like a 90% majority.

I don’t know which is worse. Using C++ like lazy C, or using C++ like it was designed to be used.

Only during a flare up.

There’s a good chance that if it’s summer the boys are present. After summer, the boys are gone.

Yeah . . . this is why I don’t like missionary position much. My wife is a fit 140lbs. I’m a somewhat fit 220lbs. I want to have sex, not a plank PR while twerking.

Have you ever spoken to AT&T customer service?

Hiring a third of linkedin would cause even Saudi oil to go bankrupt.

He gets to die fighting for what he believes in–Oligarchs that don’t give two shits about LGBTQ or him and his family because they’re all poors.

Sounds like one is getting close.