Never tell them what you want. Only be passive aggressively pissed off when they don’t do it.

I’m using one of those hand squeezer bidets and yes, it’s great. Ever wiped your ass until it was sore? That’s because some little shit pebbles refuse to get out. With a bidet you can shoot those motherfuckers directly out of your rectum.

The person in the article says you can’t keep up the industry if 80% of the bees die every year.