Drama is best as a spectator sport, not a participant one.

That would counteract the intelligence part of AI…but there would be no victors in that battle.

My eyes when I do eyeshadow, haha.

Bezos is in. Are urine?

I missed out on “not pooping for a week” being the hot topic but there is more potential for funny answers to that than whatever is going on with moths and beans right now. And if you want to not poop for a week, I’ve heard opioids are effective.

Being bitten by one of those radioactive horses is my hero origin story.

Fantastic price for a colonoscopy for those that don’t have good health insurance.

Just a little fun fact: the color was actually named after the fruit and not the other way around :D

“The word “orange” came into English from the Old French “pomme d’orenge”, which referred to the fruit.”

There are still blackberries though…

The duality of wolf.

Relatable.

Permanently jet lagged.

The shower is my happy place. Why would you possibly want to add stress to it? :D

I’m more surprised it took them this long. Thankfully there are already many decent alternative messaging apps.