Also, some of us are gay.

Not cool bro

Notice how it stated an opinion. Is it likely that statement was planted there?

Stupid sexy legs

I would not have assumed common sense needed to be stated; any observer can tell we are not being shown a rock.

That’s not a rock.

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Weight loss ice cream

Whichever is most likely to kill me at its velocity

What if I told you there is a way…

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