Here at Lemmy we’ll deliver fucking idiots right to your computer.

The running thought is these non-native European honeybees couldn’t find forage at the right times due to climate change and these massive commercial hives died of malnutrition. That’s why introduced species and monoculture agriculture don’t work out so well.

Can you milk your car while breeding a new one?

And whaddya get?

“When I heard the terrible news, I poured myself a small brandy.”

"I parked in front of our house, entered the yard and my wife greets me crying, shouting: ‘Petko, Petko, they announced on TV that you have died!’

I’m sorry for your loss Petko.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cx2e1pkp114o

Hey these guys we’ve never heard of are cheap, let’s hire them to transport stuff for us.

In the 00s I can see you saying angry but upbeat. In the 90s though? It’s all my girlfriend/boyfriend left me, I’m lonely and depressed. I wanna be your dominated love slave.

Green Day was peak sad and horny.

Just because I have COPD doesn’t mean I won’t shit on your floor.

I ain’t leaving my stethoscope around for you shitbirds to play with. I don’t even let my coworkers use it

I’m not a misogynist but anybody who consistently scores top on a public server pretty much is a pubstomper asshole by definition. And I have certainly been that. You don’t do it for the challenge, or you’d be doing league and more competitive modes.

Hey you should get HIV too so then if they have to nuke your bone marrow and then replace it with someone else’s you can get cured and and up in the news.

Since this is a shitpost, was it butt cancer?

Grok should remind her that he was hanged slowly.

Nobody ever claimed pubstompers were good people. We pubstomp precisely because we’re not

You’ll need an audience with a much larger inferiority complex if you want that sort of claim to resonate.

In the words of waltz: 👊🇺🇸🔥 punch and burn the flag.

It’s just a classic GIMP response to what you posted that it’s essentially a meme. Curved lines, like shapes, are best done in a vector editor like inkscape or illustrator. Raster edits bitmaps, which, being squares, don’t make good curves no matter how steady your hand is. Gimp does have a path tool though.

Bacon, a former Air Force brigadier general

So he’s not just a random idiot like most GOP reps I guess. Not precluding him from being an idiot on account of being a GOP rep though. Kamala won his district so he wouldn’t gain much from sucking Trump’s dick too often.

Astounding.