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Cake day: July 2nd, 2023

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  • Even if this would be true (which it isn’t, it’s made up bullshit): I do not give a crap.

    No, I do not care about the publisher.

    No, I do not care about the studio.

    No, I do not care about the developer anymore too.

    I do not give a single fuck about any of them anymore. I want to own the game I buy. I don’t want anyone being able to pull the plug. I also want to own the hardware or console I buy. I am ready to watch their existence to crumble as long as I get what I want.

    These people lied and conned this hobby of mine into monetised shite. I hope a lot of them somehow crash and burn. Would laugh and dance when they croak. I can play Factorio and Terraria until the heat death of the universe. Your new Assassins Blood Pack: Revenge of the Fortnite 2 Deluxe Bundle MMO-Life Service Definitive Expansion Season Pass DLC Dark of the Moon Surprise Mechanic won’t be missed anyway.











  • I would try to make the most money off her chocolate starfish. We’re talking about printed shirts, bumper stickers, music videos, giving online courses about how to not secure your bathroom, special deals with sextoy manufacturers.

    I would put every single cent earned into recruiting trolls who would:

    1. Meme the fuck out of her private parts.

    2. Make sure she sees all of that.

    3. Continue until she is bullied off the internet.

    When she is finally gone, errect a replica of her privates 3 meters in diameter in front of her mansion calling it the Whorecrux.

    As a grand finale, write a book about this entire thing and release it with the title “Avada these Nuts! A real story about Terfs and their overrated Books”.