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sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•White House Wants Big Balls to Get Same Medal as Rosa ParksEnglish152·15 hours agoholy shit nobody cares. stop being caught off guard by low effort outrage sideshows. next one drops in 12 hours or so, can we grow up enough to handle it?
sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto politics @lemmy.world•The Staggering Amount Trump Is Profiting From the Presidency RevealedEnglish41·2 days agowhat a strange thing to do
sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto politics @lemmy.world•The Staggering Amount Trump Is Profiting From the Presidency RevealedEnglish89·2 days agothey piled downvotes on him because they knew he was right. because this is exactly how the DNC has been operating and we literally saw it happen.
stop ride-or-dieing for 🏳️🌈soft fascism🏳️🌈 they’ll drop your progressive movements the second that they have power to actually change or protect anyone
sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto politics @lemmy.world•Trump extends China tariff deadline by 90 daysEnglish41·2 days agoweak pissbaby antics from an unregistered sex offender.
sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto Greentext@sh.itjust.works•Anon gets a new jacket.English141·2 days agothe picture is more jarring because that’s the most hair and good posture he ever had
sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto Greentext@sh.itjust.works•Anon gets a new jacket.English252·2 days agofr maybe neckbeards would have grown up to be less psycho if people just let them dress bad and be weird about sonic
sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•The US Air Force wants to test blowing up Cybertrucks because 'it is likely the type of vehicles used by the enemy may transition to Tesla Cyber trucks'English91·3 days agoI thought these these were self-exploding.
and wait isn’t the point of a Toyota technical that it can be made for $3.50 and runs on fossil fuels?
sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto Wikipedia@lemmy.world•List of humorous units of measurementEnglish62·5 days agoMickey
One mickey is the smallest resolvable unit of distance by a given computer mousepointing device. It is named after Walt Disney’s Mickey Mousecartoon character. Mouse motion is reported in horizontal and vertical mickeys. Device sensitivity is usually specified in mickeys per inch. Typical resolution is 500 mickeys per inch (16 mickeys per mm), but resolutions up to 16,000 mickeys per inch (600 mickeys per mm) are available.
Huh now that’s interesting. Like roughly the size of an exit button on a mobile ad
yeah this is awesome. is it basically The Dark Tower?
sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•the guys i need in my guy squadEnglish8·6 days agoguy who only says dumb shit
hello yes I would like to apply to join a squad
sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The Picture of the Century... Nature defeats TechnologyEnglish161·6 days agothat’s good. I’m glad the birb isn’t at risk while killing the robit
sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The Picture of the Century... Nature defeats TechnologyEnglish76·6 days agoI hope that doesn’t hurt to do. it’s cool as hell to see but I’m unaware of how many rotor blade impacts a hollow bird bone can take
sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto politics @lemmy.world•RFK Jr. pulls $500 million in funding for vaccine developmentEnglish8·7 days agoyessss horseman of plague wins again baybeee. can’t stop the cough
sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Heinz's new ketchup smoothie mixes fruits with ketchup: 'Delicious and refreshing'English3·7 days agohmm, yeah guess they can’t ever try frozen smoothies if they discontinue first.
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sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto Wikipedia@lemmy.world•Beijing bikini - WikipediaEnglish5·7 days agohonestly not a bad masculine cultural norm. it’s decenteted from self starvation, easily replicated with second hand clothing, prioritizing comfort. full acceptance of the male body form. I’m here for it. western masculinity gurus are in shambles
sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Heinz's new ketchup smoothie mixes fruits with ketchup: 'Delicious and refreshing'English17·7 days agohow did they beat v8 or snapple to this idea? I thought they were making drinkable vegetable sludge a long time ago
started creating accounts with my previous landlord’s name and addresses. I’m VERY forthcoming with his info. I’m not even pro-privacy anymore, I’m just Greg McKenna of Albuquerque NM. eat up, data collectors. enjoy, Church of Scientology. mmmmmmm that’s right, yum yum 🥰