Sometimes I feel dumb, but then I see a video like this and think maybe I’m not THAT dumb.

The terrorists are gonna either think here’s another British agent, or it’s McLovin the 25 year old organ donor.

My diet: Lets be motivated to make a healthy change.
Cheese in my fridge: …sup?

This might be an opportunity to develop a game. Like the adventures of Pong Lenis or something.

If someone wanted to pick me up (romantically or spiritually), a Tesla tank would do quite nicely.

The “step” is always super emphasized, likely due to the porn legal team on site staring daggers into the actors.

It’s entirely possible to jump “over the moon” if your reproductive organs make contact with frosty ol hands.

If the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland became a human.

And the lord did nut, for it was not November. Amen.

Look, if there’s a more subtle cock soap, I’m all ears.

Damn. 10$ drive by tiddy must be on point.