I don’t know where you live but where I do all traffic laws apply to bicycles too.

I think Skyler is pretty universally disliked. I thought the kid was annoying too which pretty much undermines the whole premise of the show.

I think the sequel is even better

Think about what New York would be like without him. Racist scum. If anyone was ever a good candidate for assassination it would be him.

I-10 in New Orleans

Absolutely do not take prescription painkillers recreationally. Just don’t. You might think you have self control but that shit can very quickly and easily take over your life.

If you are not rich the money will eventually run out and you will have to turn to street drugs. Then things get really bad and really dangerous. I have seen this first hand many times. Just don’t do it.

There are too many great drugs out there to risk fucking around with opioids.

Yes apparently

I had never heard of CED and researching it led me to the knowledge that laserdisc was originally called Discovision.

Brb. Recording all my records into my vcr.

Bill Murray is God who is so fucking over it and just wants to hand this shit off to his son.

Jason Schwartzman is Satan trying so hard to get everybody to like him even though he sucks.

Are we talking standard poodle or toy poodle? Because both are funny in their own way.

Who cuts a pizza into only four slices?

They do.

From their website:

The Waffle House employees receive health insurance, dental insurance, vision insurance, and life insurance.

I didn’t at first because it’s so sweet but I came around on it.

Even if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.

Manhattan Special. Fuck yeah. Love that stuff. I used to live around the corner from the factory. I still make my own from time to time.

Alligators generally aren’t all that dangerous. They are not aggressive at all, especially not toward humans. But they fucking will be if they know you have food and then you’re fucked.

My preferred spot is also called Sal’s but it’s in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. It has an autographed picture of David Berkowitz hanging up. I bet there are a fuckload of spots called Sal’s in New York.

You are correct. You can find New York style pizza just about anywhere these days but the bar for quality is higher there with so much competition.

Mardi Gras season officially begins January 6. Often referred to as twelfth night (of Christmas but we only do Christmas on the 25th), it is the eve of The Epiphany. We celebrate with a walking parade in honor of Joan of Arc.

From there there’s countless celebrations, parades, balls, etc leading up to Fat Tuesday which this year falls on February 17.

So yeah, this is accurate. For us the holiday season doesn’t end until lent.

Edit: that isn’t to say we don’t celebrate New Year’s but everybody is already getting ready for their Mardi Gras activities.