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Cake day: May 16th, 2026

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  • Each slice will come with a disposable cryptowrapper that will be used by the toaster to validates the authenticity of the bread within.

    Given the high risk of deaths from house fires caused by toasting unregulated slices of black market bread–maybe inserted by unsuperivsed children–this is the most socially responsible path forward.


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    2 days ago

    Why does everyone in the world think they can’t be racists simply by virtue of not being American?

    I wasn’t calling you racist, but do you find that a lot of people do?

    Anyway, this linguistic tendency goes way beyond race; think of how the BBC accent was posh London for the longest time, or how Quebecois are ashamed of their accents, or how Argentines envy continental castellano… it’s a race thing only in so much as it’s a class thing.









  • I’m a slow driver, at or slightly below the speed limit. My tips for not pissing people off:

    1. Use your cruise control/maintain speed. People can get used to whatever speed you’re at, but if you keep changing your speed, they’ll keep accelerating into it and slamming on the brakes.

    2. When the road opens up nice and straight with clear visibility, for fucks sake, DO NOT SPEED UP (see: 1), even though it feels natural to do so. There’s a line of cars behind you that have been waiting for the dotted yellow line to pass you–and where you feel like it’s safe to go faster is usually where they put those dotted lines.