Drinking less is probably good. I doubt that automatically leads to less dating.

Reverse anal?

Is that where you push your ass inside someone’s dick?

I happen to be a ham expert and this is unlike any ham I’ve encountered. Verdict: hero dog.

I like the austere layout

Now they look like fools!

I still use it sometimes.

Nice. Maybe now Microsoft will respond by offering non-subscription options inventing a new proprietary industry-standard file format so their bloated ransomware remains mandatory.

This is the answer.

Hire Steve Bannon as a marketer?

They already disappeared around 2017 when Steve Bannon’s racist troll armies flooded every single social media site or app. The auto-immune reaction killed the host, which I suspect was the point.

She should break in and steal her chairs, and then call the cops on herself.

I thought I was the only one.

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I played Specter on the Super Nintendo as a kid, that might be a contender. It’d older than Super Mario 64.

It’s a tank game where you roam around an endless flat space, hunting other extremely-low-poly tanks. The only other objects are cylinders sitting there. It was actually pretty fun.

this is beautiful

I think perhaps some of the world is starting to realize that.

Finally!

a free latte in the break room

on the day you’re laid off because you scripted your own replacement.

Nowhere is safe from emails.

it will help solve many problems

And will make many jobs redundant.

You son of a bitch.