He ain’t taking about NudeAfrica.com

I guess I’m being “liberated” from low taxes and steady prices. Great.

He called him “Jimmy Carter” and thinks Trump is “one man standing in the way of a great economy.”

Then I assume he hit some buttons that play bear and fart sounds.

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Plot twist. He’s wrong because he was down with it.

“White”

This smells like the shit Russia did with Putin being Prime Minister.

I’m sorry sir, this establishment only accepts Melania Coin.

Because of rampant inflation.

Trust me, he’s not. He’s just trying to amass more wealth.

He’s not a doctor.

In its suit, Samsung alleged that Oura had a history of filing patent suits against competitors like Ultrahuman, RingConn, and Circular for “features common to virtually all smart rings,” such as sensors, batteries, and common health metrics.

The problem isn’t the features, it’s that Samsung is copying the very concept of a smart ring. Oura was the first company to make and patent biometric smart rings. So, yeah, if you make a biometric smart ring without paying them, you’re getting sued. That’s how patents work.

For the past 30 years, Samsung’s consumer product development strategy has been 75% “copy the competitors, then pay lawyers to fight it out.”

Crazy idea here. Maybe listen to your doctor, not the people on social media or cable news who are chasing engagement?

“The variable was not defined as zero. The definition is now null.”

I thought that was rowing machine porn.

You will encounter this man at work.

They will ask for your help with something on their workstation, and it would be faster for you to drive with them watching over your shoulder, but this cryptic thing is their keyboard.

Instead, you will be forced to sit behind them like Patrick Swayze guiding Demi Moore at a throwing wheel. You will eventually take your shirt off, launch Unchained Melody in Spotify, then slowly guide them through a system setting panel.

You will notice how soft their hands feel. The hyper-ergonomic keyboard has allowed their fingers to move with minimal effort, allowing the skin to remain supple, smooth - almost unused.

You will ask yourself, “Is he right?” How could a keyboard be so aggressive and wrong, and yet, support something so gentile.

You try to deny the feeling. Your friends and family will mock you like your uncle Dvorak. Maybe you start with a trackball and see if being naughty feels right.

Or we could hire professionals with experience that don’t have to “learn lessons” with national security intel.

Trump hired amateurs and fired staff that had experience. This is a federal government run like a school project.

Probably not the worst idea if you’ve been diagnosed with heart disease.

Samsung’s just copying Apple yet again.

To be fair, the Nazis are being treated extremely well these days.