Because I need money

Tell her what your favorite dinosaur is.

I died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail hopefully my gravestone says something like rest in peace and not something vulgar.

Joke’s on that guy, all the women on the Internet are really just this guy:

Bort

You laugh, but my son did something similar. He said “daddy I know you’re going through a hard time right now but I can help you carry your groceries” and I said “son, you’re 38 years old, why the hell haven’t you moved out yet?”

He shouldn’t have gotten his dentures from Acme.

I once had a group chat that got leaked. There’s a possibility that it may have involved some light treason.

You can’t even get a Baja Blast at a Kentacohut over there?

The GameCube cases also came with a pizza roll holder but it was a little too small.

Sex: not getting any cause I was fired

Why was I born with eyes?

Just don’t kick a giant mouse in the butt and you’ll be fine. Otherwise, you’ll become a political prisoner.

I took a IQ test online it said I Genius.

I learned about her from Double Dare.

A wizard did it.

Where is the one on the left no longer available? I live in the US and see those all the time.

He could just take an H from a different car, nobody would know the difference.

We also haven’t had Spider pig in a movie in a long time.

Look, we all can’t get into Yal6, okay.