Joke’s on that guy, all the women on the Internet are really just this guy:

Bort

You laugh, but my son did something similar. He said “daddy I know you’re going through a hard time right now but I can help you carry your groceries” and I said “son, you’re 38 years old, why the hell haven’t you moved out yet?”

He shouldn’t have gotten his dentures from Acme.

I once had a group chat that got leaked. There’s a possibility that it may have involved some light treason.

You can’t even get a Baja Blast at a Kentacohut over there?

The GameCube cases also came with a pizza roll holder but it was a little too small.

Sex: not getting any cause I was fired

Why was I born with eyes?

Just don’t kick a giant mouse in the butt and you’ll be fine. Otherwise, you’ll become a political prisoner.

I took a IQ test online it said I Genius.

I learned about her from Double Dare.

A wizard did it.

Where is the one on the left no longer available? I live in the US and see those all the time.

He could just take an H from a different car, nobody would know the difference.

We also haven’t had Spider pig in a movie in a long time.

Look, we all can’t get into Yal6, okay.

Baseball stadiums usually cut off alcohol sales after the 7th inning, which allows for fans to somewhat sober up before the end of the game.

The one on the top right is a Honda. I know bekcause it has the H, that’s how you know it’s a Honda.

We had these in school one year. Of course, it being school means that all of the games available were educational. The school actually let parents rent them for like a month at a time, which is something my parents did. Too bad we couldn’t keep it.