Mr. Jesus is getting Lemon Pledge.
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Cake day: June 17th, 2023
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52·8 days agoThat would explain why Musk is full of shit.
9·9 days agoWalmart is your new mom now.
26·10 days agoMarge Simpson in shambles.
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1·11 days agoOh no, disaster! What a bad idea!
Where do you even get these bumper stickers? Is there that much demand for them?
No officer, the tree jumped in my way, I swear!
6·17 days agoThe Atari Lynx had the graphics to blow the Game Boy out of the water. Unfortunately most of the games sucked so it died quickly.
Big if true
Is that Heathcliff?
Because I need money
Tell her what your favorite dinosaur is.
I died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail hopefully my gravestone says something like rest in peace and not something vulgar.
Joke’s on that guy, all the women on the Internet are really just this guy:
You laugh, but my son did something similar. He said “daddy I know you’re going through a hard time right now but I can help you carry your groceries” and I said “son, you’re 38 years old, why the hell haven’t you moved out yet?”
He shouldn’t have gotten his dentures from Acme.
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