I think also Manbat?

To be fair, the only one of my friends with a PHD is also the most supervillain-y.

You had bigger things on your mind. Origin of the cosmos, ultimate destiny of mankind, stuff like that.

Could that be because it’s a French word and they pluralise differently?

I live in a right-side drive country.

The first time I ever heard of a Zamboni was when Ryan Renolds drove one over a guy in the first Deadpool movie.

Who’s the other guy?

Yeah, it was the moneychangers and the stall keepers that tolerated them.

It was a religious duty to contribute money for the upkeep of the temple. So people would come from out of town and try to hand over their cash and the priests would say “we can’t accept foreign coinage… go talk to that dude over there with the heavy pockets, he’ll help you”. And the moneychanger would convert their currency, but not without keeping a fat percentage for himself.

The lesson (as I read it) is that setting yourself up as a gatekeeper and forcing people to pay you in order to do the right thing is an especially odious behaviour, even if it’s legal.

Look closer at the third panel.

Is exaggeration for humour something you’re unaware of?

I’d quite like to see Michael Fassbender in the role.

I didn’t really enjoy Prometheus, but it showed us he can do subtly creepy.

His career may survive this. But his fellow pilots and crew will never

ever

ever

forget this.

Were you in Miss Phipps’ class with Abaddon The Bringer Of Anguish too?

Could be climate change, could be normal weather cycles. My country tends to get five wet years followed by five dry years.

Enjoying your own awkward company. In that situation I can’t make eye contact with myself.

How so?

Hold on, I want to hear the other toppings first.

It hasn’t been that hard in my experience. Ignore shifts in the social landscape until the yung’ins reach a consensus about it, and always remember that time just before the dotcom crash when a company got venture funding to deliver tuna subs by mail.

I’m not allowed another wife.

I’m over 50.

They’d wear four pairs of jeans and older octopuses would criticise them for sagging their waists.

One tyrant rose up and overthrew another. Ordinary people like us were left to carry the cost.