I am where the smartest bear meets the dumbest tourist

This is a more complex question than just “what is your favorite video game,” or “what games do you consider works of art?”

If I’m putting a game in a museum, it’s because there’s something about it that warrants preservation on a greater level than other games. To that end, my candidates are

• Pong (1972)

The first commercially successful video game.

• Tetris (1985)

Arguably the most influential game of all time

• Rollercoaster Tycoon (1999)

Handcrafted in assembly, serves as a lesson both in optimization and harnessing the players’ penchant for finding intrinsic value in simplistic game mechanics

Edit: I just realized this comment looks like an infernal machine wrote it. I want to make it clear that I’m a human, with skin and blood and stuff

some marketing fuck-knuckle (string them all up and ban the teaching of marketing)

Based, I love that this platform doesn’t remove morally correct comments like this one

I mean you can literally convince a final boss that his plan is dumb, and he’ll back off without a fight

At least we only have one “the”

History shows that if the Dems regain full control, they will not reverse all this carnage 100%. They will reverse maybe 25% of it and pretend the rest isn’t happening and maybe claim they don’t have enough control and we’ll hear the term bipartisan.

That’s why I think we should keep the carnage at 100%

Weird take but ok

Not a majority, just a plurality

Ditto, but I also hate being inside. That’s why I spend every waking second itching and shaking waiting for my next chance to go to my local public observatory. Nothing hut introverted nerds out there in the middle of the pitch black night

Bonus points if you like hearing people infodump, these mfs LOVE telling you about their mirrors and eyepieces and accessories and shit

Having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card

Shoutout to 2014.5e.tools (or just 5e.tools if you want the gross new shit)

You want to play a game called Fallout: New Vegas

I love unhinged data storage methods. My favorite is storing data in internet server pings to australia: Harder Drive

A close runner up goes to Can you store a Pokemon silver save INSIDE of Pokemon Emerald? Adef made his own video on it in I Turned Pokemon Emerald into a Flash Drive

Anyone have more? This is like my favorite genre of internet nonsense

I’ll believe it when it’s on my Xbox and I’m playing it, and not a moment sooner

Why not? It’s coming anyway, no need to hurry it along. There are things to do while you wait.

Idunno I thought the burning coal one was kinda funny

I can help! So the first step is to be white, and then the second step is to do whatever you think seems right

I certainly trust The Party That’s In Charge At Any Given Time to subjectively come up with the criteria that objectively determines a voter’s ignorance level

>4 other countries declare her death as a public holiday

Based based based based

We’re not dust yet. There is no reason why our eventual death and non-existence should preclude us finding meaning in our present existence.

It matters to me