hi!

you always make me feel a little better whenever I see your posts!!!

those son of a bitches think they can fool us

imma jus walk away from this conversation

yea, theyre cute and all, but i wouldnt start masturbating if one talked to me.

wait what

yea I have the original papyrus paper depicting tales of the egyptian God’s signed by the dude himself

what

do you find owls attractive

wherever I go, I find ickplant

This is kinda sad hope nobody got hurt

And there is evolution to take note of too. The chickens that were alive back then could look very different to the chickens we have today. We say the word “chicken”, and we think of the chickens that you see at farms, or sometimes in the wild, with no thought at all to the details. True, one could argue that chickens have not undergone any evolution, and were as they are today, but there are several flaws in that reasoning. First, every animal has been a certain way, but, as time passes and their environment changes, they must change as well. Here’s an example of natural selection, for those who are not as well versed in the matter of evolution.

Say there are white squirrels. They have lived there for hundreds of years, and therefore adapted to accommodate the forest. One day, a paper mill is built next to the forest where they reside, and spews pollution out. Over time, the trees of the forest, once elm white, are not soot black. The white squirrels are then hunted because they can no longer blend in with their environment. Soon, black squirrels are born. They can now blend in with the trees, and are killed less often. The white squirrels are hunted until there is no more left.

ok well the dude is high so he don’t be thinkin about what’s funny or not

now they’re like

how do they read that and are like “hmm yes this doesn’t sound like a group who cusses and sells drugs and shares dick picks”

Well I’m not going to suffer any owchies and if I did then my mommy will kiss it better and put a paw-patrol bandaid on it. and I’m going to wear my superhero cape that gives my extra powers and I have a really good water gun that I’ll fill with ketchup so your shirt gets dirty and you go home crying. and those gorillas you trained in work for me now cause I gave them more bananas than you do and I made a birthday cake for one of their birthdays. and you’re a toilet peepee poopoo head and you smell like farts and you look like a booger. and your mommy is fat* and she forgets to give you new underwear so you wear your old ones, and they have skid marks on them because you’re so poopy!

So are we going to be able to visit Area 51 now? What are we actually going to find; Epstein’s hideout? You know, I don’t think he’s dead. Trumpet probably rescued him. But, that is thoughts from a crazy coworker that’s also a crackhead, so I don’t think he’s very trustworthy.

Obama: “I’m giving free healthcare to those who need it!”

Trumpet: “Be quiet piggy”

can you smell what the rock is cooking?

don’t get what