If you look closely at the left picture the hair cut isn’t actually good, the tattoos, beard, earrings and confidence is carrying.

Better Idea, let’s fix the economy so people can afford to have Babies.

Or fix the world so we want to have Babies.

Or lower the price of housing so we have a place to put babies.

Or open forced breeding camps, shanty towns and and slave labor…oh wait.

It’s usually the pre-universal subspecies that exist between worlds we evolve into that are planting the secret essence of humanity inside us so it can grow , they genetically engineered themselves so it’s the only way they can reproduce, It grants them immortality but they must sacrifice one of there own ancestors one every hundred years or face a temporal paradox, they usually harvest a civilization every couple thousand years so they don’t have to keep coming back.

Sexy as hell?

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Fun fact, ostrich eggs are nearing The largest land eggs can physically get, so even the dinosaurs didn’t have much bigger eggs.

Your living in the 80’s you gotta try the Web, it’s tubular.

Jesus really does protect us.

Linard! Why Isn’t your GPS tracking device working.

I’ll fix it right away

One year later

Linard, I need to commend you, you’ve been in office 24/7 365.

Please, classic Foot fetish.

Early to bed early to rise makes a woman hot sweat and sigh.

Because Ghost Dad keeps dressing Ghost Sun as a Ghost.

I prioritized Lying a long time ago and suddenly I can do anything.

I heard the next Update they are adding in crippling debt as his final move.

After all that I still get brittle bone disease!?!

What? You said you wanted your Bones less dense, do you know how much bone I had to remove to let you fly with hummingbird wings?

Get a NAS, you should be using one any way, It makes switching computers extremely easy, you don’t have to bother transferring hundreds of TB just install the apps you use and your good to go.

This is so stupid I love it

What do you do to play with your dog?

I have a squeaky.squeeeeeek

And what about your cat?

Oh, I can’t play with him until I pay Big Jimmie $200 for the meth.

“Obama/Biden were good for Europe”

Were they though? I mean really?

They convinced the entire western world to depend on them for military protection as America has been doing since the end of WWII, knowing full well that when push comes to shove they are still under the American government, and they used that Hard power to gain soft power in everything from trade to economics to diplomacy, the USA has been slowly accumulating power all while convincing Europe to disarm.

Trump is no more against Europe than the rest of the presidents he’s just an idiot who showed the mice the cheese in the trap.

Gotta say, for all y’all mocked the good ol US of A, you sure put a lot of faith in it. Trust to a fault.