165 enterprise SAS drives::

$12,375.00

enterprise storage rack::

$32,000.00

That looks on your face when you just crashed the only server with your entire company in it::

Priceless.

As someone who hosts multiple web servers with https let me just say SSL is the absolute worst, it doesn’t matter how you use it it just sucks getting set up

More like multiple personalities with each one more full of themselves then the last but that’s enough about your husband let’s talk about you.

How did I get herpes?

Yeah that was me but you were really good last night.

YOU’RE ALIVE!!?

Like I said, you were really good.

I think we’re moving to fast.

Come on babe we have to do it sometime

Oh my gosh, why is this so hard?

Oh oh is it supposed to hurt?

It’s fine, I just have to push a little harder.

Oh try twisting it

Yeah that’s good

Oh my God that fits so good

Anyway now that we moved the couch wanna have Sex?

Fun fact:

There was actually 4 games planned with the fourth one being an epic End Game style cross over finally of Portal, TF, Left for Dead, CS, and Half Life all coming together to fight the combine But unfortunately the series only had a Half Life and decayed down to 2 games in each series.

Pro tip, pop your legs isn the microwave for 30 seconds for a nice tan.

You go to bdsm furry orgies?

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. when life gives you too many lemons, make a lemonade factory. when the market is oversaturated with lemons and nobody wants your lemonade, pass laws forcing the poor’s to buy your lemonade. when socialist America elects a libtard commie, bribe him. when the countrie is destitute and starving because they have nothing to eat, save money on lemonade by selling lemons.

It’s fun to bathe up here in muy money. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of the fact that you all have to watch than this entire bathtub of money, it isn’t a fraction of my net Worth anyway.

Take alone the either of the twin towers were a perfectly boring tower that shouldn’t exist, the hide that fact by making two of them so it’s not surprising that is is a cookie cutter design.

Is this that wolf in sheep’s clothing I keep hearing about?

I’m sorry have you paid your free speech bill yet?

If you remove the word Internet it would be timeless and I would have assumed it was made a hundred years ago.

Unfortunately you forgot to pay your bribe lobbying fee’s this month so you have to go to jail.

Do you see It?

I think so let these clouds pa… wait why are you drawing circles? Is that a dick???

Hahahlolollah

You guys.

I started reading this but then I remembered I don’t care what you think and this is definitely AI generated so I definitely don’t care, goodbye.

Doesn’t matter, evolution is a tendency as in we tend twords things that cause us to reproduce including finding potentially valid breading partners as literal sexual objects.

sex is also a base emotion as in has a higher priority than most other emotions so we will always view things as sexy before we take any other emotions into account or at least evolution will always tend towards sexualization.

But more importantly it is not an insult, saying someone is a potentially good mate on a subconscious level is a complement and I don’t actually care what a bunch of puritanical virgins think, this is the exact reasoning that causes the birth rate to plummet in developed countries people that think they are to good for sex.

It’s amazing how many hoops you’ll jump through to make a literal scientific fact sound bad but in any case I was obviously speaking in hyperbole to piss people off.