I hope you’ve paid the difference in taxes for a video camera.

And why would the AI work for the employer, if it was hired by the employer’s AI?

Then the employer’s AI can hire the AI that wrote the application, while I sit at home and collect the salary.

I’ve played through every single GTA game and still think that Vice City is the best, with San Andreas as a very close second.

The AI score will be one column in a table of all applications.
If you decline, your application will be shown in the same table, just without the score.

The HR person will sort the table by AI score descending and call the first 5.

There’s absolutely no reason to believe otherwise.

That’s what’s so weird about us humans.
We can write beautiful poetry about cows, then eat them.

With the right molds, you could form all parts you need for a working gun out of poop, submerge them in liquid hydrogen to freeze them solid, assemble them, load your poop gun, kill someone and just drop it.
All the cops will find at the crime scene is a pile of poop.

This is a shitpost.

Chaotic Evil would be ripping out every page you’ve read.

This is legit like lords travelling to the coronation of the king they heaved on the throne, to kiss his ring and remind him whom he depends on.

Naruto Run

Here me out: a global computing cooperative –
Collectively owned servers and gaming PCs are run at max power wherever it’s winter at the time, streaming the data to where it is needed.

I love being on call. I get 2-3 calls per week on average, totalling about 30 minutes of work.
I also get +1 day of paid vacation time and around 500€ additional pay for each week I’m on call.
And I get the company car for unlimited private use, as long as I stay within 1h driving distance to the workplace.

No, it isn’t. They don’t disable Office on Windows 10 on that date.
They just don’t take Windows 10 into account anymore in developing updates to the office apps.
Which means those apps might stop working at some point if an update to them happens to break Windows 10 compatibility.

Pro Tip: Loops is a federated short form video platform.
Doesn’t surprise me though, that most will jump ship to another Chinese spyware instead.

“So what did you do to resist the fascist regime at the beginning, before Trump had seized power completely?”

I cropped him out of a photo

“Wow, so brave!”

Your entire comment is screaming for OpenSUSE Slowroll.

Have you ever upgraded the Ubuntu laptop? Cause that’s my main gripe with Ubuntu. Server upgrades work, desktop upgrades never did for me.

Usually I hate when people ditch an entire distro because they don’t understand or refuse to understand its quirks, but…

Switched to Debian

At least there was a happy ending.

That was the point where I stopped using it.

They included a global search function which in a default installation sent your search terms to Amazon and returned search results from them.
It also sent them to a web search (with real time results while you typed, including image previews). So it was possible to get shown NSFW images accidentally inside your OS, without opening a browser.
It was just really bad design, and a heavy-handed attempt of monetizing their OS.

Of course that could all be removed with a bash one-liner, but it showed where Canonical was headed,