

I didn’t realize hot dogs got so expensive!
There were shadowy conspiracists lurking in the dark alleys of Washington, and hiding from the glaring sun in the High Desert of California, but they were laughably easy prey when the Martian lizard people, the subterranean Vril-empowered mole-men, and the globalist pedophile Commies did show up.
I didn’t realize hot dogs got so expensive!
I certainly feel the need to sell my clothes and moon them
The reason wireless earbuds took off is that phones with headphone jacks stopped getting made.
Consumers didn’t prefer wireless earbuds. They preferred thinner and more water-resistant phones.
I kinda lost my interest in Buddhism when I learnt that according to traditional Buddhist lore, women can’t reach Nirvana.
When they’ve collected enough good karma, they are reborn as a man.
I just wish I could live naked in a little hut at the foot of a mountain.
Lack of old-fashioned parenting
Parents trying to influence their children positively now compete with billion-dollar-corporations and enemy nation states that have a direct feed line into their kid’s mind.
And if you don’t allow your kids a phone they’ll be socially isolated.
They watched Jurassic Park and learned what happens to kids who read books.
If you have no issues with Wayland, keep using it. You aren’t missing anything.
Linux is a vast space, and some people have use cases that aren’t covered by Wayland, yet.
So they still use X.
It’s people entering the Linux space and wanting to join the tribe by posting Linux memes they found on google.
The plan is to buy the apartment I now rent, when I’ve been there for a year and know that the neighbors are OK.
I know the owners, and they’re not going to sell to an investor.
I’m not going to leave the country.
Fun fact: My landlady lives in Switzerland, too.
But I’ve found a new place with the same price per square meter now.
Just a couple km further out, on a hill overlooking the Rhine.
Doctor, I was bitten by a wolf
Where?
No, was!
It already drove across the country by itself several years ago.
Kid Rock makes music for dudes who know the age of consent in every US state.
Is it actually about evolution, or another Intelligent Design simulator?
A worthy successor to 4chan.
Even if it wasn’t, it would still be won’t to kidnap and throw him into a concentration camp without due process.
You can’t force your system onto every society and culture on earth, as Capitalism has done, when your system is Anarchism.
Why not? What other details do you know?