Yes, please - accelerate. Accelerate the building of guillotines.

Afrikaans Himler pipes up. News at '11.

It’s just that if you start at 20 with an emerge update, it might be done by the time you’re 40 and you might want to consider start dating for once.

I’m guessing they’re doing it because A) they keep playing “the nice guy”, B) they want a precedent for their next possible administration, or C) all of the above.

DEI is the reason I have a pimple on my face. It’s the reason why it’s only a slightly nice day. It’s because of DEI that that I have an itch in a hard fo reach place on my back. It’s because of DEI I didn’t properly time that roll in Dark Souls. It’s because of DEI my wife is allergic to polen.

And so on, and ao forth. What’s your X reason to blame DEI?

LEEEEROOOOOY JENKINS!

Faceless people complain about leopards. News at '11.

No. Send in Schumer again. Surely it’ll work this time.

Just call me a rolled kebab, because I’ve been foiled again.

“in the 5th month of the new presidency, planes and helicopters were crashing like it was part of the schedule. But do not worry, for the administration had set up a lifeguard station, where the lifeguards would attend up and point at every crash while yelling out «DEI» and all was well”.