Do they have that one cool game where you play as a 15-year-old child trying to escape Epstein Island, or the other one where you mindlessly black out hundreds of thousands of lines of text while ironically mumbling “fidelity, bravery, integrity” to yourself over and over?

Pete Hegseth is insufferable even to his own.

I assumed it was a prerequisite for the job.

I remember coaches and gym teachers that would STOP COUNTING when counting reps and you did bad form.

The military does the same thing during testing.

“44…45…46…46…all the way down…46…46…”

Surely this will make the people accept these.

“Low IQ,” “low IQ person,” “totally low IQ person,” “very low IQ individual,” “seriously low IQ person”

Lane assist that pulls you into a pothole you moved over to dodge and loses its collective shit if the lines change.

Collision detection that flips out and hits the brakes to avoid a car that just completed its turn.

Blind spot monitoring that screams at you in a turn lane.

It used to just be good fun to rip on MS for having a shitty OS. I never thought they’d start doing it on purpose.

Doris Miller: mans a machine gun during an attack

Donald Trump: mans a catering truck during a potential attack

ICEatzgruppen (or Proud Boys or 3%ers or NSC131 fuckheads…

You’re never going to see more than one of those groups in one room. That Venn diagram is one circle.

Don’t you dare question Nat of “Insert Last Name Photography” of being bad at marketing.

Got those Kenneth Copeland demon eyes.

“Hold him down. We’ll tell them Biden did it.”

You can’t remove the sin from my phone. It’s seen some shit.

“The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment…” vibes.

Dude peaked at ZZT.

Quelle surprise.

Late reply as an FYI, they killed that too now.

What kind of useless can’t-get-work-anywhere-else fuckwad engineers design this shit? Flock not hiring anymore?