True or not… cant we get some outrage at the (gestures broadly) injustice?

Technofascism at work.

Please please… can we call it a tallywhacker?

<3 my hero <3

Would someone fix the typo so I can safe it?

Professional sports is a racket anyway though right? Billionaire owners and their playboys? No thanks, not interested in their idea of sport, entertainment, and even more so, their leadership.

stop musk spam. goddam yall.

was making an analogy from wired to wireless headphones. wireless headphones have batteries.

They don’t deserve that disrespect. Potatoes have improved many our lives.

upvote for absolutely fabulous memory

nothing…yet.

The monthly payment for your ‘auto-focus tier 2’ plan is due. Failure to submit will result in immediate suspension of the total bullshit you signed up for.

Oh I remember this bullshit. I remember when headphones used to just work. Now they take 10+ minutes of my day troubleshooting the connection, battery, pairing, etc. to listen to music which I now rent but used to own on a stereo which didn’t surveil me and sell my data. NOW youre telling me I can go FUCK MYSELF with new techbro glasses? SIGN ME UP!

You were part of an unpaid behavioral study.

Everyone watched as Tim Apple bowed and kissed the ring. ‘Coward’ was already his namesake.

Krusty ‘Vag’ Noem

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poor smithers

Gilded. 24karat. as in Gold.

Thank you for sharing, be warned though, that link is 24k ick.