I’m crazy. Mark My Words. In 20 years, we’ll have so many microbes capable of consuming plastic people will be bitching about their packages not being able to effectively protect their goods from spoiling. The goldfish has spoken.

I’m willing to swap my house with any of these poor depressed oligarchs that feel obliged to flee the city. It’s in a conservative run state if that sweetens the deal.

I remember this existed but, alas, ours was a Nintendo household. Back then having multiple consoles was pretty rare.

Conservatism is a form of brain damage, so I guess it makes sense that it goes both ways.

There’s a reason. Last time around, the Republicans caught flak for hurting the wrong (white) people. This time they’re making a spectacle of hurting the brown people to distract from the quieter hurt they’re inflicting on their base.

I had to take a 2nd look. I think you’re right! Tee-hee .

You can’t have a civilization without civility.

What shall we call this country when the United States of America as we once knew and loved it no longer exists?

IDK what we call the corpse of the USA but I think Founding Farters might work for the pieces of shit that have brought us here.

This kind of circular firing squad bull shit is exactly why American liberals get their ass kicked in almost every election. So busy blaming each other instead of the people that actually elected the moron in charge. What happened to big tent?

Is this a quote? Honestly, this is a children’s book.

At this level it doesn’t even have to be a bribe. I’m sure the judge is aware of stochastic terrorism. They may just want to continue living and be genuinely afraid of what sort of mob twitter could reign down on them.

Surely Merrick Garland will take care of this as soon as the Democrats win in 2028 and restore him!

I’d expect Ds to go along with legislation to strip that power from the executive branch, but getting his own party to undermine president loaded diaper is going to be impossible.

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How could the Democrats let this happen?

The Repedocan party strikes again.

Spout nonsense with enough confidence and you can wield unimaginable power. Am I talking about LLMs or president poopy pants?

Mine was in the Athens/Acropolis area.

I bet they have terrible WiFi.

Haha. I agree with Doug Ford. That’s some shit I never thought I’d think.

Super surprised to see Publix leading this list.