thespcicifcocean@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’English
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10 hours agoso it’s looking to ban masturbation in mississippi.
so it’s looking to ban masturbation in mississippi.
I’m surprised it hasn’t happened yet
True story, I had serious pain in my chest and got a metallic taste in my mouth, my left shoulder started hurting and i had trouble breathing. I went to the emergency room, thinking i was having a heart attack. they did an ekg, told me i was fine and sent me on my merry way. The pain comes and goes every now and again, but i just power through it like a real man does.
we’ve been the baddies for a looooong time.
i’m afraid that the fascists would take the bill up and actually vote to ban masturbation. especially the bible thumpers.