I don’t know why, but this reminds me of the Dead Hand enemy from ocarina of time.

I think this is actually a real thing, but from like 10 years ago.

edit, there was a DARPA project that created a robot that could consume biomass as fuel, its acronym is EATR. According to wikipedia, it could “only” consume certain types of vegetation. But in the initial proposal, the developers also proposed chicken fat. So honestly, this probably exists and there might be a version of it that can consume meat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energetically_Autonomous_Tactical_Robot

Being forced to create something in Microsoft poverapps and create a backend with power automate

As an American living in Europe, I can see things from the outside looking in. And this article is spot on.

It’s time to start your exit strategies, if you’re in the US. Get your passports, go to the consulates and apply for your visas, buy your tickets, leave. Apply for asylum if you have to.

how are you buying cars? Because I’m in Europe and they’re expensive here too.

the randomization is the hard part though.

i want touch

lyssavirus is what causes rabies. there’s no cure once symptoms start and you die a horrible, painful death.

I’m supposed to be a bartender, which i guess sounds better than what i actually do.

Lyssa sounds cute.

lock them up!

reject mechanical, embrace wood.

I think there’s kits you can buy, but they can get pretty pricy. Though if you’re restoring a classic car, that’s already a pricy endeavor

The feeling of rust on my salad fingers is almost orgasmic

Hold my beer and hand me some ammo

Tbf, I do want to see him dead.

Get rid of it sooner rather than later, friend. It’ll only depreciate more. That or body swap it with something more innocuous like a camry

Aw man, it’s Chris Hansen

The Hague Hilton isn’t where Duterte belongs, but it’s better than nothing.

If the roadrunner cartoons taught me anything, it’s that no matter what happens, whether you’ve been blown to smithereens or fell off a cliff and subsequently flattened by a boulder, you’ll be good as now in the next scene.