how are you buying cars? Because I’m in Europe and they’re expensive here too.

the randomization is the hard part though.

i want touch

lyssavirus is what causes rabies. there’s no cure once symptoms start and you die a horrible, painful death.

I’m supposed to be a bartender, which i guess sounds better than what i actually do.

Lyssa sounds cute.

lock them up!

reject mechanical, embrace wood.

I think there’s kits you can buy, but they can get pretty pricy. Though if you’re restoring a classic car, that’s already a pricy endeavor

The feeling of rust on my salad fingers is almost orgasmic

Hold my beer and hand me some ammo

Tbf, I do want to see him dead.

Get rid of it sooner rather than later, friend. It’ll only depreciate more. That or body swap it with something more innocuous like a camry

Aw man, it’s Chris Hansen

The Hague Hilton isn’t where Duterte belongs, but it’s better than nothing.

If the roadrunner cartoons taught me anything, it’s that no matter what happens, whether you’ve been blown to smithereens or fell off a cliff and subsequently flattened by a boulder, you’ll be good as now in the next scene.

Covfefe

I feel like the pizza itself should be arranged the other way around, with the hottest on the outside and the mildest toward the center, so that the more you eat the more pain you experience. Nobody eats a pizza crust first.

However, that would ruin the Inferno reference.

So to stop robotaxis, all we have to do is paint a fake road directly into a rock wall with a painted on tunnel.

Mine just doesn’t suspend/hibernate at all. Probably some dependency not installed, but I’m not assed to find out which one