Do it. Become pope.
US Constitution, Article I, Section 9, Clause 8:
No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.
No more presidency for you, dumbass.
(but then again, the constitution doesn’t seem to matter any more so what do I know 🤷♂️)
So… my phone was out of battery, so I pulled out my power bank and connected the cable to my phone, but then I was feeling like I’m connecting two parts of an explosive device, I instinctively said, loudly:
“BOMB PLANTED”
Now the entire plane is staring at me like I’m some sort of criminal.
Oh no. I guess disneyland employees are sick freaks. 😱
Half? Try 2/3. Remember those non-voters?
The migrant caravan ate the spy balloon then flew past the border checkpoints with the ingested helium. And then transformed into Haitian, of course. Then crash landed in the Suez Canal and blocked it.
Suez Canal was an Inside Job
Cargo Ships Cant Melt Steel Beams Block Canals
United Provinces of Canada?
At this rate, they’d accuse Schwarzenegger of being a “RINO Democrat WOKE Feminist” and deport him.
Jump out of the car.
“I’m not driving, I’m travelling” 🤓
Murphy’s Law: the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it’s to post the wrong answer
A modern spin on it would be like:
The son is accused of drug trafficking
The father: “I can’t access the cloud drive account on [Site Name]”
The son: “If you ever remember the password and get in, delete the account. That’s where my (drug trade) ledger is”
Overnight, the FBI filed subpoena to the cloud company requesting a copy of any files on any of [the father]'s accounts. Within days, the company compiled and send the info to the FBI.
[The son]'s defence attorney got a copy of the files due to the discovery process, and passed it on to the father.
The father: “Son, I don’t know how, but your lawyer just sent me an email this afternoon with all the family photos”
Try: “What’s the difference between a male cat and a female cat”
Its literally on the first page. 💀
(I was thinking of personality differences, not cat anatomy)
literally the first thing I googled when wanting to adopt a cat “what is the difference between a male cat and female cat”
I was thinking of personality differences, not animal anatomy lol
How else are you suppose to show the difference between a male cat and female cat? Show their butt holes on camera?
The US Congress is about to join this list:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_stamp_(politics)#Legislatures
👀
When your antidepressants stops working 🙃
If you want to install free tracking tools, you’ll need consent or try to guess the lockscreen password to try to install it covertly.
With this, its doesn’t require consent, since most families are on the same family plan.
Only abusers would use this, since a normal person who actually cares about a family member’s safety would just ask them to install a tracking app voluntarily and be transparent about it.
Its tracking either way, but doing so voluntarily is way less creepy and also free.
Most modern Android and iOS allows you to share your locations for free via Google and Apple “Find My Phone” networks.
The phone company knows what county I’m in but probably not what businesses and municipal buildings I enter on foot unlike GPS location services.
They have your approximate location. If you are in a densely populated city, they might not know which specific building or which specific apartment unit, but they’ll have a small circle around the area, and if you are in a suburb, where things are more spaced out, they will know the exact stores you go to.
If you go to a walmart with huge parking spaces all around it, its obvious you went to a walmart.
According to the subreddit’s moderators, the AI took on numerous different identities in comments during the course of the experiment, including a sexual assault survivor, a trauma counselor “specializing in abuse,” and a “Black man opposed to Black Lives Matter.”
You don’t need an LLM for that, you got Dean Browning with his xitter alts
Congrussy 💀