This looks like it ticks all your boxes

It’s the new emergency number

Are they salty?

Horizontal genetransfer can be kind of seen as a precursor to recombination through gametes. mom and dad are not the worst description of the parent generation if there was some sharing of “material” before splitting…

I used one of these for my bachelor thesis. The concept sounds a lot cooler than it feels actually using one. Especially after the 30th time.