In Africa, a tree’s age is determined by how long ago it was planted.

You can tell that it’s an Aspen tree because of the way it is

Let’s meet the players…

Yes same concept. Takes out all the complex inputs so you can learn the basics.

Not to ruin the illusion, but Tekken 8 has a setting called Special Style which does a basic combo automatically pressing only one button. You can toggle the setting on and off any time by pressing L1. It’s great that they were able to take advantage of that feature to run this fun tournament.

Are we sure she didn’t have a stroke or something?

Like a reverse Fetterman?

Pea. Tear. Griffin.

Sorry the government doesn’t have the funds to subsidize go-kart rides. That money has already been sent to Argentina.

“hey, can you get me the poop knife?”

They were taking pilot lessons to learn how to maximize the damage. The flight instructors raised concerns but nothing was done and the FAA gave them a commercial pilot certificate.

For so long every accusation has been an a confession. Somehow I completely missed that Trump is a secret Muslim.

I was playing Sim City 2000 back when I was a kid and one time the game glitched out with a negative interest rate on bank loans. So naturally I took out the largest loan possible and the game proceeds to pay me interest for having massive amounts of debt. So anyhow I feel like I’m qualified to be the CEO of one of these tech companies.

It’s a combination of Photoshop and AI generated content. The truck stop is a real place with a different name located next door to a Bucee’s. Most of their posts are built off photos and videos taken in the actual store which builds consistency and makes it feel authentic.

It’s true. The colony originally claimed all the land to it’s west and Connecticut was extra long.

the Western Reserve “was probably the most intensely antislavery section of the country”. John Brown Jr. called it, in 1859, “the New England of the West”.

I have two sides, both go in the square hole

I usually eat my shrimp raw so this solution won’t work for my culinary standards

We used to be a proper country

You’re on to something here this smells like a conspiracy to me WE’RE COMING FOR YOU GLOBALISTS

BARB LEFT AND TOOK THE KIDS BUT AT LEAST I’M STILL CRANKING THAT HOG

Mawage, that bwessed awangment