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troybot [he/him]
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troybot [he/him]@midwest.socialtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•They're great at making us look very coolEnglish21·27 days agoHELL YEAH BROTHER I’M CRANKING MY HOG AROOOOOO
troybot [he/him]@midwest.socialto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AIEnglish10·1 month agoAI toilet is a registered sex offender
troybot [he/him]@midwest.socialto politics @lemmy.world•"I Voted for Trump" — Now My Industry's Down 23% and Collapsing Fast: Freight CEO’s Heartbreaking Realization11·1 month agoWon’t somebody think of the hopeless CEOs?
Why do they call it taking a dump?? You’re not taking it anywhere!
troybot [he/him]@midwest.socialto Technology@lemmy.world•Tesla confirms it has given up on its Cybertruck range extender to achieve promised rangeEnglish2·2 months agoIt’s probably more about faster acceleration. With all that battery weight, the dual motor model has to be sluggish.
troybot [he/him]@midwest.socialto Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Only Canon in the World with 2 creeks leaving in opposite directions5·2 months agoCavern can’t cascade on complementary channels
troybot [he/him]@midwest.socialto Technology@lemmy.world•Bluesky has started honoring takedown requests from Turkish governmentEnglish6·3 months agoIt is a top down hierarchy, a pyramid.
It’s not a pyramid, it’s a reverse funnel system.
troybot [he/him]@midwest.socialto Technology@lemmy.world•The US Secretary of Education referred to AI as ‘A1,’ like the steak sauceEnglish2·3 months agoA1 sauce is made from raisins, so the consistency of ketchup but tastes like raisins and black pepper.
troybot [he/him]@midwest.socialto linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Man I miss those classy RedHat ads from the sixties23·3 months agoWow an acronym nested in another acronym.
troybot [he/him]@midwest.socialto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Tesla Fans Furious at Video of Tesla Crashing Into Wall Painted Like RoadEnglish10·3 months agoYou SLAMMED your PEnis IN the CAR door
I didn’t want to be that guy, but there’s no gears to shift in an EV so you’re correct there’s no transmission.
troybot [he/him]@midwest.socialtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Sleepy racist dotardEnglish1·4 months agoOh my God this comment just made me realize when the inevitable Watergate type scandal happens with this administration it will be called Elongate
troybot [he/him]@midwest.socialto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Brain might be out of line, but he is not wrong5·4 months agoThe Rehearsal, was Nathan Fielder’s follow-up to Nathan For You
Judging by the picture the slice is done in a spiral which results in two Mobius bagels
troybot [he/him]@midwest.socialto RetroGaming@lemmy.world•You know what Mega Man needs? A gun and the face of a middle-aged smoker.English16·5 months agoCapcom used the box art Mega Man in Street Fighter x Tekken and I wish they would do more with the character.
troybot [he/him]@midwest.socialto politics @lemmy.world•Middle school students hold walkout during Hegseth visit to US base in Germany10·5 months agoYou’re thinking of Matt Gaetz. I know it’s easy to get them confused. Pete is the guy who has to blow into a breathalyzer to start his car.
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