filled with gravity

imagining

“Hey kids! Time to make the prank of all time even more timeless! The Whoopee3000: Supermassive Black Hole Addition Edition. Get yours today! Not responsible for worm holes.”

… yeah no clue if I’m on the right track with the physics here, tbh I’m not even sure I have regular gravity down pat

Has someone made an SCP entry for these guys yet? Akin to the one they made for that one IKEA but even more meta somehow?

I’d like to see how this story ends.

Wait, Experian or Equifax?

Cripes, did I miss another one?

Wtf is “thought leadership” and wtf is it doing?

“Yes yes we must discontinue gathering real thoughts from the public because the Thought we now must all Think is that Thrump is Thy Thupreme Leada and Everythink™ is Great”

Be the change you want to see?

(I know it’s easier said than done.)

So make sure to spread the unaltered, original footage far and wide.

Right?? I unironically love plain (buttered) noodles and even more so ramen with a plain can of tuna. Nice plain savory food. Homely but homey.

And yeah sure, considering the amount of money I’ve wasted on delivery the last month, I could afford the bougie recipe, but *why bother when this is actually pretty friggin tasty?

Health. Probably for health. Oh well. Itadakimasu.

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Uhhh, I do? :/

^{… musky}

Can you point me to where in the documents I’d find these details? Furiously curious right now and fuuuck goddamn why are we lettin society go down like this man

With all due respect, right the fuck now we shan’t.

We shall, maybe, some time in a faraway future when things in society are, shall we say, less immediately threatening to literal life and liberty.

gets off intoxicated soapbox

So we shan’t, maybe later it’s a shall, but we shan’t.

Shan’t.

Pretty convinced at this point that all these dickweeds are in some kinda shared psychosis, where in their world of entitlement they get to have it all and being all righteous about it because it’s their God-given right goddamn it. Money, power, control over other humans because they never learned how to control themselves.

Buncha king wannabes.

Fuckers be living in fantasy land.

Can’t figure out if AI, shop job, or modern art piece…

Or maybe some guy took adderall for the first time, idk

Y’all. Never heard of this guy before now. Read through all those screenshots from merc and the quotes from the article, and… this guy is most definitely performing for us. And I mean all of us, captivating the callously cultish right and aggravating reasonable lefties alike. Impressive!

There really is a nuance to his apparent lack of any self-awareness that simply cannot be dismissed. To ride such a fine line, to rustle the jimmies of so many, and then manage to be tapped for such a position, one with such exquisitely mediocre amounts of power…

It’s not the onion. Dude is the onion.

Hopefully the onion to my guacamole.

I, for one, would love to see a taco replaced with a tomahawk any Tuesday. Any Tuesday now…