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2 days agoYeah, I work 4 days a week, my shift is 12 hours long…


Yeah, I work 4 days a week, my shift is 12 hours long…
I shower before I go to bed. This is the only right answer. I can’t imagine going to bed with smelly feet and armpits, yuck
Well, have you ever met fellow humans?


Why would anyone want to execute Argentinosaurus?!
Huh?!
Blasphemy!
Anything Nirvana
Hell naw…what do you mean human scale, my foot is probably smaller than yours
Don’t get me started with thumbs…
Star Wars?