Fuck, that’s as dark as it is clever

If he really wants to fuck up Trump’s parade, he’ll die the day before it happens. The news cycle will be on Biden for the next few days and Trump’s ego show will be a pathetic side note.

Honestly, I’ve always felt Kojima’s greatest strength was his ideas and his greatest weakness was his execution…

If someone with a little more, uh… discretion, I guess? was given the seed of a Kojima idea and allowed to run with it without Kojima’s incessant need to over explain and over indulge, I think we’d end up with something really magical.

It’s still an insult, we just pronounce the ‘u’ as ‘oo’ now.

That’s probably because Donnie Darko also fits the above comment pretty much perfectly.

The meaning of life is to live.

And it still has a thriving competitive scene more than 25 years later.

In fact, ASL (the biggest SC tournament) is going on right now!

If everyone stopped simping for the c-suite, it would be a lot harder for them to be shitty to people.

All Middle Managers Are Bastards

Trump has been in flagrant violation of the ‘emoluments’ part of that section for the entirety of his presidency — both terms.

Guess what consequences he faced for that. Go on, guess!

But Wonka never got fired for doing what he loved: murdering bratty children with experimental chemicals and industrial equipment!

Man… we’re really never getting a Titanfall 3, are we?

That paper map was a masterpiece, and honestly, it’s hard to imagine playing without it. It had all of the regions and major settlements labeled, but that was pretty much it. It was up to you to figure out where all the fast travel routes were, and there were so many tiny little details that were clearly something, but that were left completely unlabeled. If you wanted to find out what they were, you’d just have to go out and find them.

I’m struggling to remember anything else in gaming that tickled my imagination quite like that map…

N’wah!

Pssh… only pedos go cave diving, remember?

Via Twitter, most likely

Fingers crossed that Rift gets a similar revival… the game whose initial success paid for Defiance in the first place

If you’re looking for logic in this administration’s trade policy, you’re gonna be pretty disappointed.

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That guy is just begging to have William Dafoe pay him in a completely unhinged civil war biopic.