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Yeah, I exclusively watch the PWHL, so I was initially very confused by this post, lol
whalesnrainbows@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•No. I'm undercover as a private investigator
3·7 days agoYup! I intentionally go shopping looking like absolute trash, because almost every time I go shopping, someone assumes I work there, and I’m way too nice and often end up helping them anyway.
I’ll wear sweats, an oversized hoodie, a backwards baseball cap, and earbuds, someone will still stop me and ask me a question obviously meant for a store employee.
It was so unbelievably steamy. She had pulled me onto the dance floor at the lesbian bar we were at, and she asked me to try to maintain eye contact with her without looking away until she broke the eye contact herself (I’m autistic and generally intimidated by beautiful women, so I guess she had noticed that I struggle to look her in the eyes for very long), and she held my gaze for what felt like forever before she pulled me in close to praise me for my eye contact and then she just fully started making out with me, so much so that she pulled me into a corner of the club to get out of everyone’s way 🫠
Good thing it was yours then
This is beautiful, thank you so much 😂
goddess, actually! Kissing her turned me into a frog, but what are you going to do 🤷🏻
Dual citizenship
On the dance floor of a lesbian bar 😌
Great question! It was not, lol
My autistic ass is very affirmed by this comment 🥰
Thank you, this has genuinely been the most delightful 24 hours of my life 😭
I’m glad we’re both doing what we love :)
Thank you!! 😊
Boy howdy did I ever 😮💨
Yeah, but I was the one wearing cherry chapstick
I deleted my Meta accounts when Zuck became openly sycophantic towards Trump.
If my friends want to talk to me, they text me. Some even got Signal because I told them it was my preferred messaging app.
If they want to send a social media post/reel to me, they can text me with the link to it and I can view it in browser.
You can’t force your friends to care about surveillance, but you can choose to do what you believe is right, and your real friends will accommodate you, even if they don’t understand.
whalesnrainbows@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump Administration Reportedly Trying to Denaturalize and Deport Ilhan Omar
21·9 days agoI have yet to see them bring the same energy that republicans bring when they are in the minority.
whalesnrainbows@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump Administration Reportedly Trying to Denaturalize and Deport Ilhan Omar
42·10 days agoWhich Dem leadership could also certainly do to the MAGA agenda if they wanted to
whalesnrainbows@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•MapQuest will now show you where Flock cameras are in your neighborhoodEnglish
6·10 days agoIt should, since even Deflocked identifies all ALPRs, not just Flock




Don’t worry, I got there eventually, lol