

Instant $3k, and you never have to lift a finger.
I don’t know, man, that still sounds like a lot of work for $3k – especially given how easy it is for politicians to accept bribes donations from lobbyists.
Do I think a Trumpist Homeland Security Secretary would be petty enough to commit insurance fraud for a measly $3k?
Actually yeah, that does sound pretty likely when you put it in those terms.
I’ll follow you into battle any day.