It’s some sort of proprietary peer to peer algorithm

I completely lost interest for the project at this point of the text

Nooooo. If you do that, you won’t be paying for Teams Premium which has built in support for screen recording. Think of the revenue lost 😭😭

Edit: I should add /s incase people think I’m a Microsoft shill

Copilot: “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that”

These people have been stealing our pixels for so long. Have you seen how much China has been stealing? There memes are twice as large as ours. But everyone has been crying to me “Sir, but pixies aren’t real.” THEY ARE REAL!. My uncle has seen pixies. He was very smart, the smartest person I know perhaps. So from tomorrow, the pixel tariffs are being launched. Or pixies. I don’t know, doesn’t matter.

In capitalism, you get a bad crop

As per the article

on my own network a whopping 66.6% of all traffic is blocked

I stated it’s actually 66.6% DNS requests being blocked, not the raw bandwidth utilization. Raw bandwidth savings (by not downloading the non-zero ads) would be much lesser.

Can’t we be nicer on the internet?

Correct. The payload of DNS requests is tiny compared to, say requesting a webpage. So there might not be a huge decrease of bandwidth usage reduction. However, having 66.6% less DNS requests is still a win. The router/gateway doesn’t have to work that hard because of the dropped requests.

Now you know why your mom spent so much time with the Amiga

I won’t give you any free stuff any more

Gives free stuff next year

Gigachad

“Sorry, we can’t adjust the thermostat until we have audio evidence of whether the family is going through a divorce”

Just giving you an update. I gave it for repair and it got accepted for warranty. I kept my Ally like a baby so they couldn’t find any physical fault with it. They changed the motherboard for free and now the SD card reader is working again. However, I am not sure if the problem will recur again.

Learn Docker even if you have a single app. I do the same with a Minecraft server.

• No dependency issues
• All configuration (storage/network/application management) can be done via a single file (compose file)
• Easy roll-backs possible
• Maintain multiple versions of the app while keeping them separate
• Recreate the server on a different server/machine using only the single configuration file
• Config is standardized so easy to read

You will save a huge amount of time managing your app.

PS: I would like to give a shout out to podman as the rootless version of Docker

We will have to accept AIs are here to stay. Since putting wheels on grandama is the only way we can get a bike.

“Hey, I’ve seen this one before. It’s a classic.”

The Sun provides us with life, skin cancer, and heatwaves. Nothing is perfect.

What, you didn’t know you had to crank the power to high before microwaving your phone? Rookie mistake

Damn…I’ve been discovered

🤢

What’s the XKCD code for this?

complete with some BS explanation

“For child safety!!!111”