Most companies aren’t peddling a toxic product like cigarettes (or social media).

How is it more harmful?

I’m trying to figure out who would have a problem with Full Metal Jacket.

The same kind of person that would fuck somebody in the ass and not have the goddamn decency to give him a reach-around!

The joke is that computers work this way, and it’s aggravating.

That’s why you give them names starting with 001, 002, etc.

Being anti-brony is a symptom of toxic masculinity. The Internet went after that fandom in a way I haven’t seen since furries.

Yeah, I’m not really into comics that are only funny to people who are terminally online.

So, you have friends who are as stupid as an AI. Got it. What’s your point?

Well, you know what they say: you can’t buy enough penguins to hide your grandma’s house.

How is it not? Showerheads and refrigerators are technology.

This isn’t oniony. It’s just sad.

The computer is your friend.

It’s sequential art. How is it not?

How is it unilateral if she’s agreeing to it?

Sure, misogyny exists. I’m talking about somebody referring to themselves as “high value” and calling the person they’re talking to a “loud-mouthed, opinionated wench”. It’s just really heavy-handed dialogue.

It has been shown that children who are raised with a single parent fare worse than with both parents.

By who? Where?

I don’t know why political comics are so annoying. It’s like even if I agree with the creator’s political views, I still don’t find them funny.

Political memes are usually funny, though. You’d think it would be the other way around, because comics take more effort to make.

You’ve had this conversation?

I don’t blame anybody for staying with an asshole over being alone. For one thing, being alone really, really sucks. For another, a lot of assholes have clever ways to manipulate you into staying with them.

Women have cats. Checkmate!