Neither has the stamina to choke the other out, and both would be wheezing after a few punches. After two minutes we’d be forced to sit through ages of them limply clawing at one another’s adams apples and throwing limp-wristed, weightless punches in the general direction of each other’s groin until random chance decides the winner via myocardial infarction.
First we give them just under a lethal dose of PCP. While the PCP is kicking in, start playing some pump up music. Put a mask on each of them; the mask being that person’s enemy. Benny Netanyahu wears a black person mask and Trumpty wears a Palestinian mask. Put them into a room that is playing more pump up music with the speaker saying words like “fight”, “attack”, “maim”. Throw in some makeshift weapons.
Charge like $20 to watch the livestream. If we’re lucky, both of them will kill each other.
I can see it, I think if you filled the undercard with some of the more obnoxious MAGA influencers and manosphere dorks you’d have a bankable concept here.
The only way that cage match would be redeemable is if them two fight it out to the death
Have the match in a small, sealed room. Give them both grenades.
Nah, just close the door and bury the room in cement.
I don’t even know who I’d want to win.
If either of them dies, humanity wins.
We could add a hydraulic press
It would take forever though.
Neither has the stamina to choke the other out, and both would be wheezing after a few punches. After two minutes we’d be forced to sit through ages of them limply clawing at one another’s adams apples and throwing limp-wristed, weightless punches in the general direction of each other’s groin until random chance decides the winner via myocardial infarction.
Not if we give both of them a
littlefair amount of PCP.I’m listening…
First we give them just under a lethal dose of PCP. While the PCP is kicking in, start playing some pump up music. Put a mask on each of them; the mask being that person’s enemy. Benny Netanyahu wears a black person mask and Trumpty wears a Palestinian mask. Put them into a room that is playing more pump up music with the speaker saying words like “fight”, “attack”, “maim”. Throw in some makeshift weapons.
Charge like $20 to watch the livestream. If we’re lucky, both of them will kill each other.
This format can also be used for billionaires.
I can see it, I think if you filled the undercard with some of the more obnoxious MAGA influencers and manosphere dorks you’d have a bankable concept here.
Not as long as our current horrible reality