🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 days agoAnon has seen it all beforesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square117linkfedilinkarrow-up1525arrow-down19
arrow-up1516arrow-down1imageAnon has seen it all beforesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 days agomessage-square117linkfedilink
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·10 days agoTakes off space helmet on alien planet, “the air is fine!”
minus-squarewuffah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·10 days ago“Oh no! Some of the black liquid got on me. Better get back to the ship.”
minus-squarealdhissla@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·10 days ago“Oh no! Something bit me while taking swamp samples from the jungle planet with 0 PPE!” Bonus: “We’re not allowed to treat them, because they’re sentient naturalised swamp people now.”
minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 days ago“Woah! Don’t open that! It’s an alien planet! Is there air?! You don’t know!”
minus-squareyogurtwrong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 days ago“Oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere, suitable for humanoid life.”
Takes off space helmet on alien planet, “the air is fine!”
“Oh no! Some of the black liquid got on me. Better get back to the ship.”
“Oh no! Something bit me while taking swamp samples from the jungle planet with 0 PPE!”
Bonus: “We’re not allowed to treat them, because they’re sentient naturalised swamp people now.”
“Let me back on to the ship!”
“Woah! Don’t open that! It’s an alien planet! Is there air?! You don’t know!”
“Oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere, suitable for humanoid life.”