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insanemantis@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Anytime I see THIS combo of words, this is what I imagine

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Anytime I see THIS combo of words, this is what I imagine

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insanemantis@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Sturgeon General?

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    I prefer my surgeons a bit more specific

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    From the lingo I think you imagined something closer to a surgeon admiral

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      I drew a bayonet on his back, an eyepatch on his head, and you expect me to know what some funny colorful shapes mean?

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        Looked like a whaling harpoon haha

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          Ok while we’re at it, I don’t know the difference between a harpoon and a bayonet. One’s a knife rifle, the other’s a knife rifle

          Edit: googled it to make my ignorance obsolete, this has been a good laugh

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    Fun Fact: Sugeon General is a Navy Admiral position.

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      I thought that would be the Sturgeon General

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    How did the pirate and the bunny get mixed in?

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      They’re surgical scissors I’m just really bad at drawing them

      And he’s not a pirate, I just imagine him to be… piratey for some reason

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    Ronnie Jackson is sillier than this.

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