Yeah. A subway is not a place to want to feel a lick from behind you.
In the 1 second it takes to turn around and see what it was, your mind imagined all the worst case scenarios already.
Lizard brain don’t care for reason
better than in the bathroom
Depends who I am with.
when you’re pooping alone
Poseidon 😳
poseidon kissed in the elbow??? that’s impressive
No you’re not
While true, it is also not a place to lick things and people.
Which one is real?
I looked it up. Pug is real. My bad.
Fucking wild 😩
Why did someone go through the trouble of creating two versions of this picture?
What in the A/B testing fuck is this? Is any of this real?
But why? Would does one gain by changing the dog?
The group that shared the image (in the original post) is called “Corgi Club.” They can’t post a pug to the Corgi Club.
Though whether it was changed for the sake of the club, or it was changed previously but then shared by the club, who knows?
Pug is cuter too (I’m biased). Pug will definitely lick anything within licking distance.
Don’t encourage the perpetration of inbreeding so bad that it causes serious health issues. Pugs can barely breathe ffs.
Don’t make assumptions. I’m an active advocate in the retropug movement to fix this very issue.
I’d LOVE a retropug! They’re so damn cute
If you are serious I can make recommendations.
Moderately interested. I live in an apartment and I’ve always said that I wouldn’t get a dog unless I had a yard. However that possibility seems to be vanishing so I might need to make concessions
Pugs at least are small and my apartment is big enough it could have zoomies. If there was an opportunity to adopt one I’d have a very hard time saying no. I’m in the Pacific Northwest if you know of anyone out this way, I can at least look them up
(The thought of laying in bed cozy with a sleepy pup is making my heart melt. I haven’t had a dog for many years now and I very much miss having one)
I mean why wouldn’t we assume you said your biased against the pugs.
Against? Never!
The cake is still a lie, though
You are NOT just trying to have a peaceful subway ride if you brought a licking machine at elbow height.
Pups just gotta give everything a quick sniff and lick test to make sure not food. Can’t let an opportunity go to waste.
That lady could learn a thing or two from huge charcuterie guy tbf…
Stop taking dogs everywhere! If a dog licked my elbow randomly do you know what I’d do? I’d develop a painfully itchy rash!
What if I bring a dog but I do the elbow licking?
An opportunity to the belicked
I don’t have a choice but to bring my service dog with me everywhere :(
I’d probably never leave the house again if she licked a stranger though
“I’M SO SORRY! I SWEAR IT WAS HIM!”
- Corgi owning man with elbow-licking fetish
Corgiritto
Good doggo lol
How is a corgi going to fit in a tote bag.
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